Her green plastic watering can
For her fake chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber
Plants to get rid of itself
It wears her out x4
 
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man who just crumbles and burns 

He used to do surgery for girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
And it wears him out
It wears him out
It wears him out
It wears 

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love 

But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out 

It wears me out x3

If i could be who you wanted x2
all the time x2