Hey Frankenstein, what's on your mind?
Hey Dracula, I heard you...suck.
Now Vincent Price, was Dr. Phibes,
Come steal my brain Fritz,
And take it to Dr. Frankenstein

Well you can knock on Ed Wood
But it won't do you no good,
No, no, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heros are dead in Hollywood

Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates?
Hey Leatherface, remove my...face,
Hey tall man, just take my hand,
And lead me to your red planet,

Your so dead in, dead in Hollywood,
Dead, your so dead in, dead in Hollywood,

D. E. A. D. that's how I wanna be

Whoa, Dead in Hollywood,
Whoa, Dead in Hollywood
Whoa, Dead in Hollywood,
Whoa.