Do you have the time 
to listen to me whine 
About nothing and everything all at once? 
I am one of those melodramatic fools 
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it 

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Sometimes I give myself the creeps 
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 
It all keeps adding up 
I think I'm cracking up! 
Am I just paranoid 
I'm just stoned! 

I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams 
She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down 
I went to a whore 
He said my life's a bore 
So quit whining cuz it's bringing her down 

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Gasping to control 
So I better hold on 

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