A flashlight 
Isn't quite sunlight 
But any light at all seems bright 
When you're looking in the dark 

A wet-dream 
Isn't the real thing 
It isn't really anything 
But at least it makes a spark 

And all is relative 
Eveything is relative 
Yes, it is 

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It's all about 
The way we receive it 
How much we believe it 
Depending on the life you lead 
If you lead it 
Compare it to yourself 
Compared to someone else 
You care 

And if you took 
The threads in your closet 
The cash in your wallet 
The color of the skin in your blood 
And how you got it 
Compare it to yourself 
Compared to someone else 
You care 

Pre-made 
Isn't quite homemade 
But pre-made with a home name 
Is almost just the same 
Your girlfriend 
Isn't your best friend 
But any friend is best when 
You're freezing in the rain 
And all is relative 
Everything is relative 

You're either underweight or you're unfit 
Overdressed or underzipped 
Too social or you're just too shy 
Too depressed or you're too high 
As night to day and day to night 
Rich and poor and black and white 
All is relative 
Everything's relative 
All is relative... 

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