(V1) 
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf 
While jacking off listening to Mozart 
You bitch and moan about LA 
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway 
You don’t eat meat 
And drive electrical cars 
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art 
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive 

(CHORUS) 
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like boys 
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like… 

(V2) 
You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal 
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal 
Secretly you’re so amused 
That nobody understands you 
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head 
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead 
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than… 

(CHORUS) 
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like boys 
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like… 

(BRIDGE) 
You walk around like you’re oh so debonair 
You pull ‘em down and there’s really nothing there 
I wish you would just be real with me 

(CHORUS) 
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like boys 
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like 
Oh no no no no no no no 
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like boys 
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like… PENIS