On my way home, police car pulled me over

After they left, I puttered out of gas
'Triple-A' came, but my card was expired!
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted!

They put cold things in my butt
They sampled a bit of my D.N.A
They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me

This day sucked the hardest ever...

[Refrain] :
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way

I got up to toss my soiled sheets
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe
It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me)
Then I heard a voice say
"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"

I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over

[Refrain]

Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds!

I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas
Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me
Yesterday was all my fault
I let negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds!
They temporarily set free this quandary

[Refrain] x2

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