A long ass fucking time ago
in a town called kickapoo
there lived a humble family
religious through and through
but, yeah there was a black sheep
and he knew just what to do
his name was young JB and he refused to step in line
a vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time
he wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

Oh the dragon's balls are blazing as I stepped into his cave
then I sliced his fucking cockles with a long and shiny blade
it was I who fucked the dragon fuck a lie sing, fuck a loo
and if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuck you too
gotta get it on in the party zone
I got to shoot a load in the party zone
gotta lick a down in the party zone
gotta suck a chown in the party zone

You disobeyed my orders son, why were you ever born?
your borther's then times better than you, jesus loves him more
this music that you play for us comes form the depths of hell
rock and roll is the devil's work, he wants you to rebel
you become a mindless puppet, beelzebub will pull the strings
your heart will lose direction, and chaos he will bring
you better shut your mouth, you better watch your tone
you're grounded for a week with no telephone
don't want to hear you cry, don't want to hear you moan
you gotta praise the lord when you're in my home

Dio can you here me?
I am lost and so alone
i'm asking for you guidance
would you come down from your throne ?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock
my father thinks you're evil, but man he can suck a cock
rock is not the devil's work, it's magical and rad
i'll never rock as long as I am stuck here, with my daaaaaadd...

I hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock
but to learn the ancient methods, sacred doors you must unlock
escape your father's clutches, on this oprensive neighborhood
on a journey you must go, to find the land of hollywood
in the city of fallen angels, where the ocean meets the sang
you will form a strong alliance, and the world's most awesome band
to find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk
you will face you inner demons, now GO MY SON AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

So he bailed from fucking kickapoo with hunger in his heart
and he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art
but in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart
ROOOO-OOOO-OOCKK
ROOOO-OOOOOOO-OOOOOCK
ROOOOO-OOOOOOOO-OOOOOOO-OOOOOOO-OOOOOOCK