2 Min Gay Story is a song in English
(Yuh)
(Aye)
(Yuh)
(Yuh yuh)
Aye I got a big black nigga
He from Congo
The way I beat his dick
You would think I'm playing bongos
Feelin and gripping up on his ass
It's feeling great!
Told him that I'm hungry
Come and put thats ass up on my plate
That booty is the cure
Told him, "come and heal my face."
Drop a bag on the booty
Just like it's some real estate
(Aye Aye)
(Hol up)
Woah! (Huh)
Take a look at that dude's wagon
His mouth-game is fire so he gotta be a dragon
He look good in them jeans
But he look better when he's sagging
Big-booty niggas is the only ones I'm bagging
Hol up, wait!
Took that nigga on a date
He say "where you go to college?"
So I told 'em "Georgia State"
He said "damn wha'chu study"
This shit escalated
I got my major in penis so I am educated
He said "that's lit"
This as real as it gets
We five minutes in and he reaching for my tits
Told him "go ahead and grab 'em
Why the fuck you wait?"
At this point I knew I had him
So ain't no way he escapin'
Put his hands on my tits
I said "Damn how they feel"
He couldn't even speak
That's how I knew the love was real
THEN HERE COME THE WAITER
SHE SAID "WHAT'CHAL WANT TO EAT?!"
HE SAID "THAT STEAK LOOKIN GOOD BUT I REALLY WANT HIS MEAT"
THEN I LOOKED UP FROM MY MENU
HE WAS POINTING RIGHT AT ME
I SAID "BET THEN NIGGA WE'LL JUST GO AHEAD AND LEAVE" (SKRRRRR)
SO WE DIPPED OUT THE PLACE
A SMILE CROSS MY FACE
WE RUNNING TO THE CAR LIKE A HUNNID METER RACE
WE HOPPED IN
AND BEFORE THE DOOR CLOSED
HE SLAPPED WITH HIS DICK
AND NOW I GOT A FUCKIN SORE NOSE
AND THEN I TICKLE ON HIS BALLS
BECAUSE I ADORE THOSE
HE NUTTED ALL UP ON MY SHIRT
AND NOW I NEED SOME MORE CLOTHES
We got to the crib
He said "Ion know what's bigger-
Yo dick or where you live"
(Hol up nigga)
Hurry up
Cuz I got dick to give
The started baby sprayin everywhere
He need a bib
That's the story bout the nigga that I met from congo
And how he dunked his balls in my butt
Like he Rajon Rondo
I got lucky wit 'em
Feelin' like I hit the lotto
Big Black Booty Niggas is the fuckin' motto