Let's just make up a song
Matt just start playing something and
I’ll make up a song

We're out in Kingston
And the show is very hot out in Kingston
And everybody is so short out in Kingston
(Kingston)
My friend Matt is fuckin' hot out in Kingston
(Kingston)

I’m in Kingston- and his name is Matt
Down in Kingston- he wore his nicest hat
I'm in Kingston- too bad I'm
Not so fat anymore

Kingston, I'm not so, so fat any more