Come on, babe, why don't we paint the town?
And all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
Start the car, I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold, but the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz.

Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes
And all that jazz
I hear that Father Dipp is gonna blow the blues
And all that jazz
Hold on, hon, we're gonna bunny hop
I bought some asprin down at United Drug
In case you shake apart, and want a brand new start
To do that jazz.

And all that jazz.

And all that jazz
It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz.

Listen, your husband isn't home, is he?
No, her husband is not at home.

Find a glass, we're playing fast and loose
And all that jazz
Right up here is where I store the juice
And all that jazz
Come on, babe, we're gonna brush the sky
I betcha Lucky Lindy never flew so high
'Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
To all that jazz?
Company
Oh, you're gonna see you sheba
Shimmy shake
Velma
And all that jazz
Company
Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'til her garters break
Velma
And all that jazz
Company
Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blooded curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's queer
For all that jazz!
Velma
C'mon, babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down
And all that jazz.

Start the car, I know a whopee spot
Where the gin is cold, but the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz!
Company
Oh, you're gonna see your sheba
Shimmy shake
And all that jazz.

Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'til her garters break.

And all that jazz.

Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blooded curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's queer
For all that jazz!

Velma
No, I'm no one's wife
But, oh, I love my life
And all that jazz!

Company
That jazz!